Oh the mess

So here I am sitting in my office TRYING to get it organized and clean.  We have some people coming through the office this afternoon and the VP has called a clean office day.  This is good, it's finally motivating me to clean it.  The problem is that I really don't have places to put some of these things and don't know where they would go if they had a spot.  What is a girl to do?  I'm definitely overwhelmed here.  I clean one mess and make another one.  It's a recurring cycle of messiness.